When you think that it won't affect you, when you think that you are one of the few will got away easily...

But now after three years of loyal entertainment... The Great Evil Red Ring of Death has struck upon my Xbox360

EDIT: AND THAT GAWD AWEFUL FANGIRL SERVICE ASSRAPE ON ALL VAMPIRE MOVIES KNOWN AS TWILIGHT GOT MOST AWARDS AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS??

.....You dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse faced, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centred, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big nose, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bead-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carniverous mail order prostituting ASSHOLES!!!!!

Twilight is one of the most if not THE most gawd aweful movies out there, and I have seen Edward Wood's Orgy of the Dead and every single gawd damned Uwe Boll movies out there!! The difference is that Twilight is no fun to watch. It's so bad that you can't even enjoy at how bad it really is. You can bare to watch a bad movie, if it's bad in a GOOD way... But Twilight fails at every single aspect of even making a movie.
This movie is a shameful spot on all vampire movies in the history of movies. It has everything that a vampire movie should NOT have, and nothing that a vampire movie really has.

And don't get me started on the Twilight fangirls, but I do two things to say to you:

1: Have you even watched the movie? Or even read the books? I admit that I have never read the books and after watched the movie TWO times just to see how much of a abomination. But you clearly must have been on drugs or something because there is NO way that you were in your right mind to actually think that this was a (ugh) good movie. Have you even watched the movie BEYOND the Barbie dolls of actors and saw just how horrible it really is?

2: ...SUCK IT! Yeah, you heard me all you miserable fangirls, get down on your knees, open your mouths wide and SUCK MY BIG HAIRY SWEDISH DICK!! If that's the only way to keep your mouth shut, then so be it! Gawd, just shut up! SHUT UP!


EDIT 2: And now David Eddings has passed away...

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...Right. I'll be over in the corner and weep.

Okay, so one can say alot of stuff about the quality of Edding's writing skills or whatever in his fantasy novels nowadays, but he did however got a whole generation of young readers a whole new fresh intrest in the fantasy genre and the actual enjoyment of reading a book in the 90's.

Eddings' epic fantasy series of The Belgariad and The Malloreon series were in fact a whole lot original in writing. The writing and dialogue had this dark sarcastic tone with alot brutal details on violence but also complex take on characters, politics and religions... All while being very easy to read. It's quite amazing when you think about it.

While I stopped reading Eddings' novels when I was about 17 or so which was quite natural because his novels did only appeal reader in younger age, but I still feel grateful that his books did get me into reading and actually enjoy it. While I don't read as passionate as I did back then, me like so many people still feel thankful that there was a fantasy novelist who did took us readers seriously, but decided to tell us a amazing story the way we could engage into.

So... what next? BRING IT ON!!!